If you watched the NBC series
The Office this week, you probably saw the scene in which regional manager Michael Scott drives a rental car into a lake because he's following the directions from the car's navigation system a little bit too closely. (By the way, if you missed this episode, you can watch it online for free
here.
As coincidence would have it, a Georgia man who had a bit too much to drink crashed at an intersection in Rockdale Township and ended up putting his car in a pond early Thursday morning. The Times-News Crawford County beat reporter, Tim Hahn, gives all the hilarious details in
this article. (Okay, so drunk driving isn't ever hilarious, but no one was hurt in this accident, as long as you don't consider a 2005 Toyota Corolla to be an animate object.) When emergency responders arrived, the man had already fled the scene and left his submerged car behind. Hahn pithily notes that: "The car was empty, but a shoe was found inside, police said." A paramedic responding to the scene spotted the driver walking along Route 6 (and, yes, he was wearing only one shoe while making this trek).
I don't really think there's any more commentary needed on this situation. It speaks for itself.